i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking
nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
The blood vessels of the hand.
you tell all the families of indigenous australians that have died in police custody in the past 10 years due to excessive force or due to being left in the back of a fucking 40 degree celsius van to remain calm and tell their oppressors patiently about what they’re doing while they still repeatedly do it over and over
you tell all the children who lost their families and were raped and abused during the stolen generation to remain calm and to tell their oppressors and abusers patiently about what they’re doing wrong while they continue to do it right in your face
you tell all the indigenous australians that have significantly less employment opportunities and have to rely on unemployment checks from centrelink (half of which is taken away from them and designated to specific places REGARDLESS of whether or not they have an addiction - and this is only for indigenous people, non-indigenous people on unemployment checks don’t get half their money taken) to remain calm and patiently tell their oppressors what they’re doing wrong
you tell all the indigenous australians that are constantly spat at for being lazy but have to go to 47% more job interviews than non-indigenous australians to land a job despite having the same qualifications to remain calm
you tell all the indigenous australians in the northern territory whose unemployment and drug addiction and alcoholism and poverty the government is making money off of to remain calm
you tell all the indigenous australians that are stuck overrepresented in our australians prisons because of a racist fucking criminal justice system to remain calm
you tell all the indigenous australian youths who are stuck in a cycle of poverty and alcoholism and drug addiction because of white people to remain calm
you can try to tell me to remain calm but i was raised by my full indigenous australian grandfather who had to retire at age 40 because of a racial attack in his workplace where they broke his back and keyed “c**n” into his car, you can try to tell me to remain calm but my best friends dad spat in my face when i told him i was on an indigenous australian uni scholarship because i was “wasting government money”, you can tell me to remain calm but my great grandmother went to her grave telling people she was afghan and not indigenous australian because white people shamed her into it
no thank you and you can unfollow me too i don’t care for you either
anger is good i have a Big Fire in my belly and people like you aren’t going to stop me
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
do fanfiction writers know that the prostate is only sensitive to stimulation when the penis is erect…… like no u cant shove your fingers up the dude’s ass and fondle his special spot until his dick springs up because the prostate has erectile tissue and swells when a guy is hard. like really if touching the prostate while a guy is soft had the same effect as touching the prostate while a guy is hard prostate exams would be even more awkward than they already are
Beauty or brains?
Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously?
Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.
Louis wore this red and black check jumper when leaving JFK airport in New York (8th December 2013)
you’re all a lot hotter than you think
if you’re hot and you follow me and I don’t follow you. you need to fucking speak up