tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

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condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

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jaclcfrost:

that character isn’t dead. they’re just. sleeping. and they forgot to set an alarm. so they haven’t. woken up. yet

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larrycoincidences:

every photo of louis ever taken is my favourite photo of louis

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'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

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blastortoise:

i hate when guys have that weak ass michael cera mustache like please shave it off you look like a sad weasel 

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esterbrook:

ghostbees:

Being a Reprint from the Reminiscences of John H. Watson, MD, Late of the Army Medical Department 

Always reblog.
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ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

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bunfoot:

i feel so bad for the japanese girls whose selfies are posted without their consent by ppl with urls like kitten-strawberry-cum what the hell is wrong with you creepy fucks

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zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend
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ussromanov:

those tumblr users that everyone else loves but you can’t stand image

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diistantt:

going to be v upset if someone doesn’t confess their undying love for me soon

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