Obey your man because he protects you. Be his girl. Be faithful to him<3
what the fuck were you raised in the 1940s or something????
No.. I was raised in the 90s and I raised to respect your man, do what he says and treat him like a king.
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
a moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember but tragically didn’t in the morning.
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.